NOBODY NEEDED TOWELS
It’s 1AM and what am I doing?
Starting a True Blood rewatch with Season Two because I only own 2-4. I’m already upset that Michelle Forbes did not get any recognition for playing a maenad.
Whenever I’m home and my sister watches Big Time Rush…I don’t mind so much.
Well that was the most awkward episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Nice to top off such a weird episode with a cover of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.
SHONDA HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR SHOW
I MEAN THE ELDEST BABY
Coming in 2018 is Disney’s next fairy tale mythology animated feature film, set amongst the South Pacific islands, rendered in a ‘painterly-style CGI’ (think the Paperman short): and y’all are going to LOVE IT:
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include demi-gods and spirits taken from real mythology.
GIMME GIMME GIMME
Forget the Globes (which, sorry, have been occupying most of our time today) — this is Thursday’s real big news:
Disney Channel has announced that casting is now under way for a contemporary live-action adventure-comedy that explores the teenage lives of the children of some of Disney’s greatest villain characters.
Here’s the scoop: Beast and Belle rule over an idyllic kingdom with their kind teenage son, who looks to be taking the throne, but his first proclamation involves a shot at redemption for the misbehaving kids of Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, the Evil Queen from Snow White, and Jafar (named Carlos, Mal, Evvie, and Jay, respectively).
The teens attend the kingdom’s hottest prep school alongside other famous offspring, including the children of the Fairy Godmother, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, and Mulan. The villainous teens face a dilemma of nature vs. nurture, and whether they’ll follow in their parents’ footsteps or embrace their own inner hero.
My immediate issue is…why would any of these villains take the time to reproduce? That’s not part of their dastardly plan. This also reminds me of the little-seen Oz Kids series, a guilty pleasure of my childhood.
I have so many feelings about this.